Dear Potential Audience Member,
I just wanted to warn you that there is a lot of water splashing around in my play, Rinse, so if you are sitting close to the stage, you could possibly get splashed with water.
Now, this isn’t the Shamu show at Sea World. We don’t have an 8,000 pound killer whale. There are no flying mammals in Rinse.
Still there is the potential for some water drizzle.
If you have an expensive electronic device, you might want to pass it to a trustworthy looking soul a few rows back. Or you can just give it to me for safe-keeping.
In the meantime, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.